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Oopsie, Visual Studio License expired, so the build server stopped working (programming.dev)
submitted 3 months ago by RonSijm to c/programmer_humor
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Oh no, not just my build server, Microsofts build server... Everyones' Azure build server - (if you're building on windows)

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

But they promised we could save a ton of money with their monitoring dashboards we won't look at until suddenly we get a bill that is 5x what they promised!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lifting and shifting an existing monolithic architecture to the cloud with zero modernization changes will result in a higher cost than leaving it in a data center.

Converting the application to use as much serverless and microservice-based technology as possible is where the cloud ROI is.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

For a lot of things, that means pretty much re-architecting and re-coding an entire application / system pretty much from scratch.