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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by AlexKochetkova to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Both at once all the time ?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not at the same time, but in alternation, sure. It's all reactions to underlying shame and inadequacy beliefs/feelings which are there all the time I expect.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I disagree: as a Bachus of Programming I have successfully managed to at the same time both be a God of Programming AND having no clue what's going on.

(The real joke behind the joke is that today I'm doing Shader programming so that's quite close to reality and I could definitelly do with large amounts of wine or at least beer).