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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Me: pour me a guiness, please

Bartender: here you go mate

Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a record of the world’s longest mustache

Bartender: well you won’t believe this…

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

Me: Get me some Michelin tires, please

Mechanic: Here you go mate

Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a detailed guide of the finest restaurants in the country?

Mechanic: well you won't belive this...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Me: Another Guinness please
Bartender: Here you go
Me: urgh what is this?
Bartender: A Stout. Why, is it bad quality?
Me: It seems so. Don't you have a way of testing this beforehand?
Bartender: Now that you mention it....