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[–] [email protected] 259 points 2 months ago (8 children)

The weird thing is, they don't actually sell the jars anymore. "Ball jars" are not made by the ball jar corporation after their antitrust lawsuits for being a fucking jar monopoly. So they sold the "ball jar" rights and now only do aluminum cans for food packaging and high end satellites and satellite launch systems.

[–] [email protected] 178 points 2 months ago (2 children)

now only do aluminum cans for :

  • food packaging
  • high end satellites
  • satellite launch systems.

I find this interpretation funny

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aluminum cylinders only.

Not aluminum? Not interested. Not a cylinder? Not a chance.

Squared off glass cylinder? Legally prohibited.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Transparent aluminum? Believe it or not, jail.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Galaxy watch 5 users start to worry.

[–] Pantrygheist 49 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Most advanced cans in the airspace industry

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

Well they don't produce can'ts

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

those 🕘 sweet 🕞sweet🕞 cans🕓

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No monopoly lawsuits in space

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The year is 3506. The Deimos Corporation has expanded into Phobos, Luna, and all the other moons of the solar system.

Making it... A moonopoly.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They don't even do aerospace anymore. Ball Aerospace & Technologies was bought by BAE Systems earlier this year.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well then what would you say you do here

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Let me tell you. bob.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

BAE caught them slipping, huh?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago

On December 11, 1939, the U.S. Government sued the Ball Brothers, the Hazel-Atlas Glass Co., and the Owens-Illinois Glass Co. under monopoly charges based on the Hartford-Empire and Owens licensing agreements. The plaintiff claimed that small producers were being frozen out of business or prohibited from entering manufacture by the nature of the licenses. Almost a decade later, in 1947, the justices rendered a final verdict. The court prohibited the Ball Brothers from purchasing or otherwise controlling any other businesses engaged in the same manufacturing processes – in other words, the small jar producers. In addition, Ball had to divest itself of the Three Rivers Glass Co. (already closed for almost a decade) that Ball had acquired in 1936. Ball sold the property

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

oh thats good to know. i've got a few satellites lying around that i've been meaning to launch

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They really had that industry….by the Balls.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Maybe at a lemon party.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I wasn’t aware of the jar monopoly situation. Maybe my old Balls will become collectible someday.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Came here to say this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

why is the government beefing with mason jar companies and not multi-billionaires

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

So, at the time (1930) ball jar actually would have qualified as big business in the sense that you mean.
Home canning was very popular and they consistently bought out smaller companies.
Since they were privately owned, it's tricky to find specifics about value, but they were "found a university", "own a company town or two", "chairman of the federal reserve" levels of rich.

So actually a pretty good use of government.