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[โ€“] hex 59 points 2 months ago (22 children)

If dog is not the opposite of cat, then why did everyone immediately know the answer is dog? Hmm ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

...when i was in second grade i wrote a book report on chocolate fever, in which the climax involved the protagonist taking vanilla pills, which were so obviously the opposite of chocolate to my eight-year-old perspective, but which no adults with whom i discussed the book found at all obvious...

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The adults were wrong. Vanilla is obviously the opposite of chocolate.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

And they go good together

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