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What's the most petty/pointless/pedantic hill you're willing to die on? (self.asklemmy)

submitted 2 months ago by notnotmike to c/[email protected]

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For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don't want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That's ludicrous!

That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use "less" when they should use "fewer"

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Yellow mustard is the best version of mustard.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It took everything in my power to not downvote this, but given the thread I gave an upvote instead.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What kind of yellow mustard? American, English, and German mustards are all yellow but differ significantly in flavor and heat.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Considering the context of the thread, it's 100% radioactive yellow hot dog mustard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I only ever eat Vatican City mustard. It's divine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I hear the Pope smears it on everything, including altar boys.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I respect your view, but humbly suggest a visit to the Netherlands might change your opinion. The Netherlands turned me from a Never-Mustarder to a (Dutch) mustard appreciator, so...I mean...you do the math.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I have sampled a great deal of mustards from many far away lands, yet I still contest that the neon yellow American goop is somehow the best.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That’s like saying Miller Lite is the best kind of beer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How dare you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

🙃