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Elon Musk wants to implant millions of people with Neuralink brain chips (www.independent.co.uk)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yeah that's not going to happen.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We can dream

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Not if that brain chip malfunctions.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

How would that be worse than the infant idiot we deal with now?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Stay away from sketchy chips, choom. They can fuck you up real good.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

He absolutely will. Granted it’ll be after all the little kinks like meningitis, aluminum poisoning, spontaneous ignition, malicious hacking, eternal nightmare states, blindness, cancer, and cluster headaches are ironed out. 90% death rate, babyyy