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Chick-fil-A is reportedly launching a streaming service for some reason (www.theverge.com)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They may have won the chicken sandwich wars, but Taco Bell will be the only restaurant to survive the franchise wars.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And with no more competition, they'll go all fancy. Makes one wonder where you'd be able to get a decent burger anymore.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The sewer people. They've got an underground barbecue going.