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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Are you working on the car or doing a patch job until you can work on the car?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

There's nothing more permanent than a temporary fix.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you think the mechanics you go to aren't cowboys, you're wrong.

If you think the guy who wired up your home wasn't a cowboy, you're wrong.

If you think the guy you would hire to wire up your home now isn't a cowboy, you're wrong.

It's cowboys all the way down.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I've inspected enough homes to realize that the people with the least respect for the dangers of poorly-installed wiring are electricians.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah that hurts just right.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Depends on whether I'm getting paid fam

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Right. I'm just having trouble imagining a scenario that would require a new battery and duct tape but not fasteners of any kind or bolts...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How else do you fix a seat belt anchor

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Going to an auto parts store? If you do that with duct tape then you're going to have a very bad time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

don't woosh people, be better