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[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

None of this would attract attention, this is what you would buy to work on an old car. You don't get out much do you? ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Are you working on the car or doing a patch job until you can work on the car?

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There's nothing more permanent than a temporary fix.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah that hurts just right.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you think the mechanics you go to aren't cowboys, you're wrong.

If you think the guy who wired up your home wasn't a cowboy, you're wrong.

If you think the guy you would hire to wire up your home now isn't a cowboy, you're wrong.

It's cowboys all the way down.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I've inspected enough homes to realize that the people with the least respect for the dangers of poorly-installed wiring are electricians.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Depends on whether I'm getting paid fam

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Right. I'm just having trouble imagining a scenario that would require a new battery and duct tape but not fasteners of any kind or bolts...

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How else do you fix a seat belt anchor

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Going to an auto parts store? If you do that with duct tape then you're going to have a very bad time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

don't woosh people, be better

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Went out once to buy movie tickets, get back to the old big screen to experience it properly again. But it was very noisy and busy so it was more than enough with just the one time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

What movie? Casablanca?