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These are the kind of social situations I have nightmares about (i.imgur.com)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

IIRC bank tellers are supposed to talk about stuff like this to help catch fraud and extortion. If she sees a huge sum of money, it's her job to strike up conversation about it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

WHY DID YOU REDEEM ITTTT!!! MAAAAM!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

DO

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REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

"Oh wow, the crime must be going really well, eh?"