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C meme (gregtech.eu)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (4 children)

This is why I only allocate on the stack

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

People who are enthusiastic about using pointers in C++ are doing it wrong. Never use a pointer when you can get away with a reference.

[–] KindaABigDyl 23 points 3 months ago

For C++, yes. But "reference" is just a way of using the pointer when it comes to C

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Sure, but that's technically allocation-agnostic either way.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Based nasa compliant engineer

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

This guy gets it

Static allocation for the SIL ratings

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Stack overflow intensifies

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I only use the registers.