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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago (6 children)

That website was so awful I had to look up the story from another source lol

Her "bag of drugs" contained:

3.25 grams of cocaine 1.75 grams of crack cocaine 1 gram of crystal meth 1.5 pills of hydromorphone 2 pills of amphetamine 4.5 pills of alprazolam metal spoon 4 glass pipes with residue plastic baggies with white residue full needle 2 straws

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fuuuuuun. I’ve always wanted a collection of drugs. That scene in Fear & Loathing always had me jealous.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It is fun, right up until you get locked on stuck. Do that enough times, and it becomes increasingly unfun.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I’ve came back to this comment like 5 times since you replied and I still can’t figure out what ‘stuck’ is supposed to mean. lmao It’s breakin’ my brain

[–] Mechaguana 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The fact thay someone else is suffering from this means i got my peace of mind. Ty for your service!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Let’s just go with ‘crack’ and call it a day lmao

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

yep, that sure is a bag of drugs alright

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

I applaud her responsible labeling and commitment to diversity!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

"...once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

No Chore Boy? Amateur.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

seems like a regular Monday