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That website was so awful I had to look up the story from another source lol
Her "bag of drugs" contained:
3.25 grams of cocaine 1.75 grams of crack cocaine 1 gram of crystal meth 1.5 pills of hydromorphone 2 pills of amphetamine 4.5 pills of alprazolam metal spoon 4 glass pipes with residue plastic baggies with white residue full needle 2 straws
Fuuuuuun. I’ve always wanted a collection of drugs. That scene in Fear & Loathing always had me jealous.
It is fun, right up until you get locked on stuck. Do that enough times, and it becomes increasingly unfun.
I’ve came back to this comment like 5 times since you replied and I still can’t figure out what ‘stuck’ is supposed to mean. lmao It’s breakin’ my brain
The fact thay someone else is suffering from this means i got my peace of mind. Ty for your service!
Let’s just go with ‘crack’ and call it a day lmao
yep, that sure is a bag of drugs alright
I applaud her responsible labeling and commitment to diversity!
"...once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can."
No Chore Boy? Amateur.
seems like a regular Monday