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Woman caught with drugs in bag labeled 'Bag of Drugs' (inshort.geartape.com)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I’ve came back to this comment like 5 times since you replied and I still can’t figure out what ‘stuck’ is supposed to mean. lmao It’s breakin’ my brain

[–] Mechaguana 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The fact thay someone else is suffering from this means i got my peace of mind. Ty for your service!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Let’s just go with ‘crack’ and call it a day lmao