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submitted 4 months ago by JPDev to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wait until people learn about the possibility of putting a web server INSIDE of postgres :)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

My principle dev asked if we could figure out how to invoke Lambda functions from within postgres trigger functions.

I was like, "Probably. But it's like putting a diving board at the top of the Empire State building.. doable, but a bad plan all around."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Sounds like someone heard about containers through a bad game of telephone!