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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I remember sharing porn on floppy disks in highschool. I didn't have Internet yet so a few of my friends were gods among men.

Click here if you're over 18?

Not much has changed there. Unless you live in a nanny state of "small government" and "save the children". Bitch you turned out fine! Let em rub one out in peace.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So this guy I knew was trading porn. Mostly pics, a few low-res clips. Some warez here and there, too. Most people did not have fast internet yet, let alone a CD burner. He'd lug around these large wooden crates filled to the brim with home-made porn collection CDs. It was totally out there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Cardboard box of playboys in the woods, but for the digital age

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I remember printing out pictures that, in hindsight, were Photoshopped, but it was before I knew what Photoshop was. I learned a lot between 2000 and 2005.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Her head wasn't glued on quite right.
If AI figures out fingers, we will really be in trouble.

Or that fire doesn't belong in a tent I guess .

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I think a few months ago I was hearing "GPT 4.0 has finally figured out fingers" and seeing examples of correctly generated fingers.

Still seeing AI images with fucked fingers, though. Guess GPT still isn't that good at it, or maybe they're using some budget AI.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

My friend used to print out pics on plain paper and distribute to us. what a champ

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Son: Mom! We need more ink!

Mom: What!? I just bought ink last week!

Mom: What have you been printing!?

Son: IDK!? School Stuff!?

Mom: Okay sweetie. I'll get you some more from the Office Max!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

set to the tune of Treat the Kids Right by The Interrupters

Let the kids wank

Or you're gonna get a spank