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Never thought I’d see someone think they had to white knight Jack Black, but here we are
NGL I'm kind of hoping that Jack isnt a closet MAGA asshole. Ill take a benign capitalist motive over that.
Oh, I don’t think he’s MAGA, I think he’s just entirely too worried about his acting career and threw Kyle under the bus without a second thought. Kyle just said what occurred to him in the moment and rather than backing Kyle, Jack just turned weasel.
People can lie but he seems to support Biden.
He supports Biden, but not his best friend.
Goddamn it, JB. Just goddamn.
Man, imagine thinking your argument is so flimsy that you have to justify your argument with lazy "white knight" accusations.
"How dare you join the discussion and not immediately be as outraged as I am! What are you, some kind of simp?!"