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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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CrowdStrike effectively bricked windows, Mac and Linux today.

Windows machines won’t boot, and Mac and Linux work is abandoned because all their users are on twitter making memes.

Incredible work.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

be a windows based machine protected by crowdstrike as a security service, and received said botched update

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (4 children)

protected

Um, about that...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (2 children)

i means cops exist to protect and serve, whether they actually do that is a different story

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

cops exist to protect and serve

Supreme Court says otherwise. It's just a slogan, not an actual mission statement

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

ACAB - now with CrowdStrike!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

(taps head) Can't infect a system that won't turn on.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey! Its VERY secure, nobody can get into it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

yes it protected - by accident - the servers from booting into malware 😁

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

"This is a nice little server you've got here. Be a shame if something happened to it."