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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not too surprising if the people making malware, and the people making the security software are basically the same people, just with slightly different business models.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Reminds me of the tyre store that spreads tacks on the road 100m away from their store in the oncoming lanes.

People get a flat, and oh what do you know! A tyre store! What a lucky coincidence.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Classic protection racket. "Those are some nice files you've got there. It'd be a shame if anything happened to them..."