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[–] [email protected] 142 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Or a raccoon with a crowbar

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Only a good raccoon with a crowbar can stop a bad raccoon with a crowbar.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

No such thing as a bad raccoon with a crowbar

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Or a racoon with a heavy steel ball.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Or a raccoon with a machine gun

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

This image feels like its from fucking Crestline.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Or a cane-wielding racoon with a long family history of breaking into stuff.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Or a crow with a racoonbar.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bro do you want to start Planet of the Racoons?! Don't give them any ideas

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I mean, now that you say it. A little bit.