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One does not commit or compile credentials

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This meme was brought to you by the PyPI Director of Infrastructure who accidentally hardcoded credentials - which could have resulted in compromissing the entire core Python ecosystem.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

don't commit credentials; split them up and place each part in a different place in the code and use code comments as a treasure map and make them work for it.

[โ€“] dbx12 20 points 3 months ago

Ah, the horcrux technique.