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Why spend money on ChatGPT? (feddit.org)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

my employer has decided to license an "AI RDBMS" that will dynamically rewrite our entire database schema and queries to allegedly produce incredible performance improvements out of thin air. It's obviously snake oil, but they're all in on it 🙄