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I thought the fucker had died already.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
He's died a few dozen times. He just won't stay dead.
Plot armor.
No one's found his phylactery.
Must be buried in one of Iraq's oilfields
Anyone who does gets an invite to a hunting trip with him.
I remember people saying in the 2000 election that he was too old.
He also has no pulse. No, really.
Probably gonna live forever w that thing Darth vadering his ass through life
He has a pulse now: "On March 24, 2012, Cheney underwent a seven-hour heart transplant procedure at Inova Fairfax Hospital in Woodburn, Virginia." He was pulseless for 15 months though.
Cheney has gotten more than one heart since this article posted in 2011
Obscenely wealthy assholes have 20% higher life expectancy.
Getting new hearts on demand is Cheney's secret to longevity.
They are delicious and nutritious