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[–] [email protected] 79 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Last I checked the LDS have actual industrial arms manufacturering capacity.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago

This is the real answer, there are soooo many Mormon gun companies and defense contractors it's fucking wild.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

A not insignificant one at that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You must have your years supply of food and ammo just like the prophet told us…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The Amish might be more self reliant for the long haul. Keep growing veggies and chickens and you can outlast the Mormons during an insurgency.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

And a fair amount of them own an AR-15

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

And we all know how well it went the last time a massive industrialized army took on a bunch of peasants on bikes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They also literally run the US government

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lots of Mormons in the Secret Service, FBI, etc. Their jingoistic fervor is highly sought after.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

some recruiters call this "low-risk behavior", apparently cult takeover was not one of these risks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah their adherence to the Mormon faith means they live largely without indulging in vices so they are harder to compromise/extort (allegedly)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

yeah they might be harder to compromise with booze but they are already compromised by cult thinking, best deal in history lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

i heard that CIA recruits from mormons

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That can't be real because everyone knows

THERE IS NO CIA

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think it even says that in the CIA fact book, which means it is in fact a fact

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Wait how did you get access to our handbook?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

we learned how to print hello world in COBOL

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

it's the NSA that doesn't exist

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Politicians, sure. Not what I was talking about though.