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How dare I polish and remove kludges from previous releases. ๐Ÿ˜†

Also, none of those kludges would have even been necessary if the project scope was properly defined from the start and the project manager didn't let the users keep trickling in new requirements without also extending the deadline.

So yeah, how dare I go back and implement something the way it should have been done the first time?

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[โ€“] sukhmel 2 points 5 months ago

the guest tells you they want the fluffiest pancace possible, positioned vertically on the plate.

In fact they want four of them, each perpendicular to all othes