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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 6 months ago (2 children)

// I'm not really that dumb, there is a reason.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago

// narrator: the reason was management

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

// I told them I'd do this but only if they gave me time next sprint to fix it  - 12-03-1997

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

[flashbacks to the backlog being wiped out because “the client already signed off on the release”]