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More confusion for recruiters (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Make it strongly statically typed. Dictionaries and lists must have all their items of the same type. For extra confusion.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Even better: make it purely functional

[–] dwraf_of_ignorance 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Even betterer: make it MOP(Monad Oriented Programming). IYou pray to a supreme being monad till your program works.

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