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I’m new to the bidet scene, and this one has me slightly confounded. Should I install a new towel rack next to the toilet? Should my wife and I share the towel? Do you wipe first? There are so many unanswered questions in the ways of bidet-ing!

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 months ago (8 children)

Copying the text from another comment i made here:

I have a standalone bidet, not the toilet bowl attachment, which is basically a mini sink, and it works like a sink in that you can regulate flowrate and temperature with the handle

with this kind, you have 100% cleanliness since you use your hand to clean everything, and after it there's a mini-towel for each person, usually in a towel rack near the bidet so no-one gets confused, and usually in a smaller size then normal towels.

If you're worried about the idea of using your hand being unhygienic, rest assured, there's a radical invention called washing your hands afterwards, which, by the way, you should do anyways even if you use toilet paper.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Why are people so confused about this comment? I live in a backward society that does not use bidets. However those from the image are the only ones I know from Spain. What is wrong about them? Or is it the hand thing? If yes, what is the alternative? Please, can somebody explain, I am serious.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Any bidet is better than no bidet. The hand ones are great. But the Japanese ones with zero hand contact minimizes the potential for fecal-oral contact even more, just in case someone doesn't do a great job washing their hands in a hospital or food service setting.

Side note, it really irritates me when people take a shit, wet their hands, and leave. Wash your hands with soap and water. It takes 20 seconds.

If you don't, you are now slinging potential shit water everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

they probably mean the Japanese style ones where you attach a seat to the toilet bowl, and on e you are done a small tube comes out and shoots water up

yea I don't know how those are popular either

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I tried the fancy japanese robot toilets when i went there. I thoroughly enjoyed them.

Heated seats ✅
Music to cover up sounds ✅
Deoderiser fan ✅
Adjustable bidet squirt level from 1-7 ✅
'front bum' bodet for the ladies ✅
Heated seat ✅

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I saw one like this at a hotel in Austria once and was trying to figure out how to use it. I couldn’t figure out how the water stream was supposed to spray and clean coming out the side like that. Do you almost lay on it, face down or on your back to get it to spray your bum clean?

It never occurred to me that the spray wouldn’t be used to clean at all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

This type is pretty good, but for food service workers, hospitals, and retirement homes, I'd prefer the hands-free ones with wide nozzles and oscillating sprayheads. Norovirus is a stupidly contagious GI bug, and for healthcare and food service, I want as little fecal-oral contamination as possible. Hand washing is great, but some people are terrible handwashers, and minimizing the potential vectors as much as possible is always appreciated.

Toilet paper itself is already pretty unsanitary. I wish all food service places had bidets for this reason alone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Every time the bidet thing comes up, people are just DUMBFOUNDED by it. The sentiment is always “you smear shit all over your hands??” lmao.

No, first thing is you wipe thoroughly, then you use it aiming the faucet tangent to the bumhole, and with liquid soap on your hand, you clean it. Water is constantly flowing above your hand and against your hole, with soap on every contact surface. Afterwards, you wash your hands in the sink like normal.

Never had my hands smell like shit, never.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Even so, no way I’m shaking your hand pal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

What's demented is guys scratching their crotch and wanting to give me a high five afterwards

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

hey, smell this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Do you live in a toxic fraternity!?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

People would rather have a filthy body than touch their own bumhole. I don't get it, it is your own body, what is so icky when you are in the process of cleaning it? Would you rather live with a stinking baby with a dirty diaper, or change the diaper and have a clean space? Same thing, just deal with the thing asap and be done with it. This is why we invented soap. I swear to god this is same people who would scratch their navel then smell their fingers, or would eat earwax, but won't touch their bums in a shower because it is gay. Guys would decry bidets but then go eat ass and pussy without a hint of self-awareness.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)

None of this explains why it's not cleaner to use toilet paper than your hand after using a bidet...?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You don't use your hand afterwards, you use your hand to wash along with the bidet, then you dry with TP or a towel. It is not demented. It is just washing like how you are supposed to wash when you shower.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I learned some time ago that some Americans just will never be ready for the bidet conversation, just let those people live in filth

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Read the comment with instructions man. Wipe with toilet paper first, as normal. Then wash with soap and water. Then dry with a towel. If you’re smearing poop all over everything you’ve got other issues to work out.

To answer your question, it is cleaner than just using toilet paper because you are wash with soap and water after you use the toilet paper. If you manage to get poop all over the towel when you’re done washing, then TP alone was never going to suffice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Because dry spreading your poop with toilet paper is not cleaner than washing your butt together with water.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Not what I said. Bidet + TP vs bidet + hand

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Ah, I see, I thought the bidet part only relates to your second option, there. I guess one reason to use your hands is that in some countries, toilet paper is not commonly provided, so it's not always an option.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

No one only uses their hands guys. You use your hands in tandem with the running water to get all the shit off. Then you wipe with TP (modern) or a towel (more common before TP).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yeah it would be cheaper I suppose, that's fair

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

No one only uses their hands guys. You use your hands in tandem with the running water to get all the shit off. Then you wipe with TP (modern) or a towel (more common before TP).

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago

Literally the whole world did this before we had pressurized bidets.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

What the fuck.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ. I'm afraid to shake anyone's hand now 🤢

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I assure you, people who bother to wash their asses with a bidet and soap using their hands definitely wash their hands with soap and water afterwards and are cleaner than people who don't use a bidet.