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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips (www.theonion.com)

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[–] the_artic_one 1 points 4 months ago

Nah, those senators were already corporate stooges who would have voted the same way if they didn't get those donations. The donations aren't to change votes, they're to help the stooges keep their seats.

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