The Onion

4502 readers

921 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

1011

Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips (www.theonion.com)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

20 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Not about the SCOTUS, but there was a report a while back showing that many senators votes were purchased for only a few grand… we could probably swing that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I'm guessing that's because the few grand we know about was the distraction. The real payment happened without us knowing about it.

[–] the_artic_one 1 points 4 months ago

Nah, those senators were already corporate stooges who would have voted the same way if they didn't get those donations. The donations aren't to change votes, they're to help the stooges keep their seats.