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Stop use docker (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

Weak one. Let's ideate on a better version

STOP DOING DOCKER

  • Virtualization was supposed to reduce the overhead, not create entire DevOps departments.

  • Years of containerization yet no real use over make clean; make build

  • Wanted to deploy your app in the "cloud" anyways for a laugh? We had a tool for it, it's called rsync

  • Let's run a virtual container in --privileged mode, so we can manage system resources from it -- Statements dreamt up by utterly Deranged

Look at what tech interviews have been demanding your Respect for all these years. (These are real documentation examples for how a simple virtualization supposedly works)

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Hello, I would like to put 20 Terabytes of "images" into my /var/lib/, please!

They played us for absolute fools!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

A good example of a similar meme: https://i.redd.it/uew0stv0mff61.jpg

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Your version is better than OP

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

https://i.sstatic.net/7GLcJ.png

The owner of the site does not allow hotlinking to the resource.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And who's gonna stop us?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Error 1011: Access Denied

Cloudflare, apparently

And I feel like this is going to be my new Find My IP service.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
  • Let's run a virtual container in --privileged mode, so we can manage system resources from it

Seriously?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

agree or disagree with facts and arguments.

Right now it's not clear if your reaction is pointed towards the privileged mode or towards its criticism.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You don't support superposition yet?

...I mean, not running monitoring software as container, would be an idea.