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Stop use docker (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Reject whale, join the kubernetes cluster.

We have fully automated gay space crashloopbackoff!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Absolutely the best kind of space crashloopbackoff.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It also has the superior theme song.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I both love and hate this so much. The performance and recording is incredible but any super tech nerdy parody just causes me immense internal cringe. I couldn't make it more than a third of the way through that and I love working with K8S.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Reject kubernetes, join the Juju cluster.

We have "save your wallet hundreds of thousands by not automatically spinning up a crapton of resources if your app does an oopsie"! And we have "simply run on any public cloud or in your own datacenter with MAAS or locally with LXD"!