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[–] RonSijm 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Cowboy Programming:

PO: Hey we want to go to Mars
- 3 weeks of silence -
Developer: Hey I'm there, where are you?

[–] SatouKazuma 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Assuming you know the developer isn't a shitbird, because you're the developer. If this was Investor Humor the idea would be less popular.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

PO: Someone else figure out how to repeat what he did.

Second developer: Sorry, I tried to make sense of his rocket design but I can't figure out how to make a copy that doesn't explode before we even put the fuel in.