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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

HTML CSS XML JSON SQL CRAYONS

Okay, it's starting to add up.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Not a single real language 😈

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

JSON and XML can be "real" languages. Mostly because of people who didn't stop to ask if they should.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It really depends on whether that SQL is the standard one (such as SQL92) or with the database specific extensions (such as PL/SQL).

The latter often adds up to a "real" programming language (were you can define your own functions and everything), depending on the database.

But yeah, the rest not so much.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Features to enhance vendor lock in.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Indeed.