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Louisiana's new "Ten Commandments" law actually contains eleven commandments (boingboing.net)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (3 children)

10(Revised): Don't covet thy neighbors' shit.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

10.0.2 fixed coveting of cattle to match other items in coveting domain

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

10.0.2.1 fixed coveting to close loophole inv. neighbors' wives, daughters, and all other livestock

(for clarity: "holy" books are largely penned by bigoted pedos. full stop.)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

but its okay to covet shit if they're not a neighbor, right?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

My understanding is "neighbor" is mostly a mistranslation. It's really referring to people within your tribe. Don't fuck with people who are in your group basically, in order to keep the peace. Outsiders are fair game.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

twist: It's neighbors all the way down.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Further revisions: Don't like things that aren't me.