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[–] [email protected] 79 points 4 months ago (2 children)

ASM is high level. Real programmers use punch cards

[–] [email protected] 78 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Real programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There's an emacs-command to do that.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No, the emacs command is for the butterfly

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dang, I meant a neovim-Plugin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Emacs keybind?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

REAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real time

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Back to the iron ages

[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago

Once met a man who said he loved assembly language because it was so much nicer than punch cards and FORTRAN, but C was OK too.

This was last year. In his defense though, he's been retired for years, used to work as a professor.