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[–] [email protected] 105 points 5 months ago (8 children)

Here's my sister giving me some serious news about a family member.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I can feel the frustration through the image. Hope Paul's doing ok, once you figure out which one.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He's doing better now, thanks!

But my dear sister is still the same, unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I am experiencing the same frustration while you reply but still haven’t told us which Paul

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It’s obvious from this exchange:

WHICH PAUL U FUCK

Mom’s brother?????

Or Jeanie’s husband?????

Yes

The sister (grey) was clearly responding to “Mom’s brother?????”, but just as she hit “send”, teal asked “Or Jeanie’s husband?????”.

People who give both options in an obvious one-or-the-other question deserve to receive “Yes” as a response.

Also, what is “Jsuk”?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

I hope my pain brought people joy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You shouldn't ask both sides of a yes-or-no question. Especially to a moron.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It wasn't even a yes-or-no question!!!

"Was it this guy? Or the other guy?" = "Yes"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

That's two separate yes-or-no questions.

"Was it this guy?"

"Ye-"

"Or the other guy?"

"Yes."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

All she had to do was specify between the two. She did not. I had to get the info from someone else.

But then again, I'm probably the fool for assuming her common sense is at least baseline.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Y'all testin' me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's a hilarious exchange 🤣

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was about to go over there and give her a medical emergency.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’m definitely telling my brother I’ll hit him with my car next time he’s difficult

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Wield it like a baseball bat. That'll teach him!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Yes

I'm dead. How is anyone this bad at delivering crucial information?

[–] derpgon 8 points 5 months ago

Maybe she was the one having a stroke lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

They both had a stroke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Kill the other Paul. There! No more confusion

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