this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 93 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I knew a couple who got pregnant and they named their kid Dallas. They had a relative named Dallas who killed their parents.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well damn, good on them for moving on

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Well, they were both too young to really know the parents and it's a not a very close relative. It's really just a story to them and not something they experienced.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Guess they didn't like the parents, huh?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought this was going to have a Debbie does Dallas link instead of the dark place it went.