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Stop comparing programming languages (programming.dev)
submitted 4 months ago by chraebsli to c/programmer_humor
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Stop comparing programming languages

  • Python is versatile
  • JavaScript is powerful
  • Ruby is elegant
  • C is essential
  • C++
  • Java is robust
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)
  • Rust has safety and efficiency close to C
  • Perl is processing most of your healthcare records
  • Ada is doing space stuff
  • Go is going places
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

What happens if I run paint splatters through OCR? Hmmmmm that random output looks like Perl. Holy shit it is Perl!

This actually happening is one reason I love the internet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Perl? Nah, in this country its vb6, C#, java, gupta/centura and javascript :')
Source: been working for multiple healthcare market leaders in this country for 5 years now