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  • Python is versatile
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[–] [email protected] 69 points 5 months ago (15 children)

Just accept it, all languages suck

[–] asyncrosaurus 106 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses."

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That’s why Haskell is so loved. Nobody uses it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I love how after a decade pandoc is still Haskell's "killer app". smh

[–] BatmanAoD 8 points 5 months ago

I mean to be fair, that's a pretty useful tool.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Fortran would like a word.

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