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[–] [email protected] 64 points 5 months ago (4 children)

It'll get fun if he decides to cut Apple devices off Starlink.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Even funnier if Google also partners with a competitor, and Elon's employees have to go back to flip phones

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Self-driving Cyber Phones with stainless steel cases that almost kind of fit, but not really.

[–] DSkou7 6 points 5 months ago

And also are sharp enough to cut your hand if you hold it in the wrong way.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ugh, enough about the cybertruck!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

The final hilarity would be Elon forcing Twitter to re-enable SMS based tweets, then hackers using it to fake tweets from Elon himself.

[–] drcobaltjedi 3 points 5 months ago

Not necessarily, my job used to have a flip phone that the sales team would use for after work calls, and it ran android.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do people just use the Starlink router without their own firewall behind it?

Never in my life have I ever used the AP/switch function of the supplied router. That fucking thing can live outside my network, I don't trust an ISP to wipe their ass after shitting, let alone keep a router updated.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Apparently they’re just plug and play wifi, you have to pay for an adapter to connect Ethernet to it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yah, i had to get the Ethernet dongle before I'd use it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

When I heard about that I thought it was pretty condescending.

Like give me an Ethernet port so I can plug my shit into it without giving you more money for something that really should be included.

That’s like not putting door handles on a car.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was pretty surprised and pissed off when it showed up and I couldn't find a way to plug in a cable.

On the other hand, it's the best internet I've had out in the ass end of nowhere.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I hear the speed is very dependent on how many people are using it nearby.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, this is a good take, SatansMaggotyCumFart.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Sorry about that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

yay for net neutrality laws