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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 127 points 5 months ago (2 children)

For those of us still in Nam, kill me, please.

[โ€“] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Please kill me too, right after this guy ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Dibs on thirdsies

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Please kill me three, but before these two I'm impatient!

:P

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Kill me fourth, but before these first three

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Im trying to solve this like some sort of logic puzzle

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Arent you the guy everyone says to touch

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I am sorry. If it makes you feel any better I only had one healthy long term relationship in my life, I dated plenty before I met my wife but yeah best not speak of it. So given my track record of like 20-1 if I became single again I am just going to call it.