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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

inb4 they wait until his last day then roll back the changes because functional code/unauthorized changes are against company policy and actually they need that bug to slow down the user so they don't click so fast the database crashes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Oh, you cynical (and probably right) monster. Cheers!