Programmer Humor

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This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

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Whatever 'Clean Code' you write now, it'll be shit eventually and in need of a complete rewrite (programming.dev)

submitted 1 month ago by RonSijm to c/programmer_humor

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A QA engineer walks into a bar (suppo.fi)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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The floor is Java (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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C meme (gregtech.eu)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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A screenshot from youtube, Virbox

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Evolution of C (programming.dev)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by JPDev to c/programmer_humor

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Do you know who can help? (programming.dev)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by JPDev to c/programmer_humor

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TemporalAccessor, TemporalAdjustor could just as well be Star Trek things (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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Principal Skinner on Immutable Distros (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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Am I out of touch?

No, it's the forward-thinking generation of software engineers that want elegant, reliable, declarative systems that are wrong.

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Sometimes VSCode just shows you a gal (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by JPDev to c/programmer_humor

15 comments fedilink

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Anyone here use assembly? (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 month ago by JPDev to c/programmer_humor

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print('here1'); (lazysoci.al)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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Flight instinct intensifies (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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O of what now (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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Came back to learn you have job security (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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Sometimes compression is too good... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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Wisdom of the day:

Give your buildserver enough disk space
Don't underestimate compressed stuff

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Meatloaf [The Jenkins] (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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snorce

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average day in NPM land (programming.dev)

submitted 1 month ago by sus to c/programmer_humor

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My Technical Romance (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 1 month ago by JPDev to c/programmer_humor

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cross-posted from: https://sopuli.xyz/post/15376887

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Brace Style (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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When your shower uses GitHub more than you (feddit.org)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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True? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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JSON Query Language (programming.dev)

submitted 1 month ago by JPDev to c/programmer_humor

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Gravediggers [Forrest Brazeal] (www.goodtechthings.com)

submitted 1 month ago by anzo to c/programmer_humor

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cross-posted from: https://feddit.nu/post/5840291

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I am a software developer at PornHub (pixelfed.de)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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Account Required, 2FA, Contract Signed In Blood... to see a PDF. (lemmy.sdf.org)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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(Alt: The Drake meme. Upper panel shows him hiding his face from "Securing Customer Data". Lower panel shows him smirking at "Securing Public API Documentation")