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[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"Vote if you want your rights!"

Okay, I'm voting for the American Commonwealth Liberation Party.

"NOOO! That's a vote for Trump!"

[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

ever-given

I've heard that the Arab words for Suez Crisis translate to the same thing as Suez Opportunity.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

There is zero effort to request information from any actual Chinese state officials. The story goes straight to a Morningstar consultant - an American financial services firm to get a quote that amounts to "Me no know".

Zero effort at investigative journalism. Just commentary on a change in the stock ticker of a few major publicly traded companies and some boilerplate history about state regulation of gameplay among students from three years ago.

Shameful? It's fucking embarrassing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (5 children)

They should have given it to Adam Friedland.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)
  • Website had a thing

  • Now it doesn't

  • That's it, that's the story

The state of western journalism, folks.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Russians are doing human wave attacks to hold the Ukrainians back, which is why 5M of them are dead and Putin is now conscripting pre-teens and senile olds to fight his war.

They are not even a full Friedman Unit away from utter capitulation and defeat. Ukrainian tanks will be in Moscow by summer.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

No, listen, you don't understand. They spent a mere $10M on a fighter jet while we have spent ten times that on ten times as many planes.

This means our technology is superio-o-o-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo CONNECTION LOST

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

The USSR failed because it did not master hexagonal technologies.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Christ, you say this as a joke, but Ukraine has been ruthlessly exploited for sex workers since the 90s.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

Pentagon: "What happened to the last $100B we sent you?"

Zelensky, trying to keep giant bags full of quarters from spilling out of his oversized coat: "Oops! All gone!"

[–] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

We're so hard-up for migrants that we tried importing climate refugees from the other side of the planet, arming them, and sending them out to butcher Palestinians on our behalf. Didn't work. Those migrant mercenaries are dead now. But I hope this clears up which one of us truly supports native peoples and which one just wants to do genocide. You don't see Gaza bringing in First Nations People to do their bag carrying.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

TrashFuture has hit on a few new attempts at Killer App firms, but it's all Mindfulness this and AI that.

I think the last app I downloaded was an AI art app, which I used maybe twice.

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