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I can hear the jimmies rustling in the trees

$2.7 MILLION dollars!? Holy shit, that’s almost enough to buy a house there!

This is so high quality, I feel like I’m viewing a cutscene

I think this is definitely in my top 10 commentaries

Penguin sounds like Gunther from Adventure Time

I was gonna call it Jerry-ing but conglobating sounds more betterer

OH GOD

SEX

ROMANCE

INTRIGUE

Is there any genre this comic won’t cover?

Short answer: mental illness

Long answer: it will vary from various iterations, but often Bruce Wayne is minimally present as a CEO (which, eyy, not really different from most of them.) Bruce Wayne / Batman is able to rest while crime exists in the same way an insomniac rests on itchy sheets in the middle of a parade: he doesn’t. He is beyond obsessed on stopping crime, to the detriment of his health and safety, as well as those around him. His entire entourage regularly pushes him to slow down, rest, take time to heal, etc, and he keeps getting up. It’s beyond his (present) ability to control. There’s been a few instances (like with Andrea in Mask of the Phantasm) where he does find himself at peace and can move on, but mostly, he’s a prisoner of his own trauma. It’s been stated multiple times that his obsession is no different than the Joker’s or the Riddler’s.

Man, that was a headache. Thank you. Looks like it’s meant to be read left to right, top to bottom, straight lines only, except around the middle-ish (formatting this on mobile so it probably won’t work):

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H E

T E A

C H E R

H O

T E L

So there’s no Brank to bank on, just a probable Brank to possibly thank of?

Good catch, I am technologically incompetent.

They seemed like such decent character strings

That’s because Duke Nukem respects women.