whitewall

Canadian here, can confirm

That reminds me of a simpler time when you could assume people were joking when they said this stuff.

Yep, guarantee you will hear these allegations repeated as fact by an extended family member this Christmas.

Bring back the patronage system. That court musician life sounded pretty sweet.

Aside from maybe the headphone jack, those are all features that enthusiasts want but average consumers don't care about enough to compromise on size, waterproofing or price.

Smartphones depend so much on economies of scale, and a limited pool of cutting edge components, it would be hard to sustain a niche market just for enthusiasts.

I'll deal with that later

Ability to Disregard Haunting Developments

https://youtu.be/qXGUOWMNxqc?si=djyB5X3wsnLbnn5Z

Touche

Sort of like communism

Woosh

What mask?