tinman

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/4628044

Dear Veronica (or writers for Veronica),

Please don't compare yourself to a mystical beast. In Eastern culture, beasts like Pixiu, Qilin, Suanxi were named due to their complexity, honor, power and excellence. You in no way match the beauty and divinity of these creatures.

I'm bringing you back to reality and back into Western culture where we slay dragons in this culture.

Going forward I now name you "Veronica". Simple like a cartoon character and purely evil and destructive as the character she plays.

Welcome Veronica. Let's all give her a warm welcome.

Dear Veronica (or writers for Veronica),

Please don't compare yourself to a mystical beast. In Eastern culture, beasts like Pixiu, Qilin, Suanxi were named due to their complexity, honor, power and excellence. You in no way match the beauty and divinity of these creatures.

I'm bringing you back to reality and back into Western culture where you belong, with your head out of the clouds. We slay dragons in this culture.

Going forward I now name you "Veronica". Simple like a cartoon character and purely evil and destructive as the character she plays.

Welcome Veronica. Let's all give her a warm welcome.