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[–] sus 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

are you a goldfish.

[–] sus 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

When you meet a bear in the woods, there is a 0% chance they will notice how the situation bears a resemblance to the popular meme and proceed to mansplain about how bears are more dangerous.

This is and has always been the one and only reason women choose the bear. But one question yet eludes us: how did the cycle start?

[–] sus 5 points 6 months ago (3 children)

or that I don't want to (google what it is and then) press some weird keybind and spend minutes scrolling through the list of emojis when good ol' emoticons do the trick

[–] sus 4 points 6 months ago
[–] sus 12 points 6 months ago

cosmologists: sin(x) ~= 10

[–] sus 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

aliens decide to shoot a literal star at earth

[–] sus 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

not that weird, every low effort meme uses the default settings of the most popular free image generator

[–] sus 1 points 6 months ago

what's wrong with them? are you sure it's just not set to use 100% of all cores, and then the OS does some shuffling?

[–] sus 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

the "will linearly speedup anything [to the amount of parallel computation available]" claim is so stupid that I think it's more likely they meant "only has a linear slowdown compared to a basic manual parallel implementation of the same algorithm"

[–] sus 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Why would anyone let you stockpile resources they create?

the same reason people let it happen now: people aren't actually a hivemind where every individual steadfastly holds to your chosen ideology and ceaselessly watches each other and keeps precise track of what everyone is doing. Surveillance states can't root out crime and black markets, so I very much doubt a loose association of stateless communes can do it either.

[–] sus 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

That group won't exist in a vacuum. It needs to be resilient to outside interference. Even inside that group there are going to be people that only identify with it out of convenience rather than true belief. It is still possible for individuals to accrue social capital, form "inner circles" and individually stockpile resources - and stopping them would logically infringe on their freedoms to associate, freedom to dig holes, etc.

[–] sus 2 points 6 months ago

nah, but in hindsight it may be a bit too subtle

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