sudo_shinespark

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

Nah, those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up. And they have a whole playbook ready for it this time, so things are gonna get interesting and tragic sooner than later.

Bonus points that if we make through, we can look forward to new exciting wars about water resources and inhospitable climate problems

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

Cool story, bro.

PLEASE GO VOTE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Quick, Lenny, cover for me

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

The sun hurts when you stare at it.

Look, I can do it too!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

The two signs you need are:

  1. Did you drop off your ballot?
  2. Did your local government confirm they received your ballot?
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

This is the way

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

In 10 years, the cost to purchase a cartridge of this game will still be 25% above its original market price and Nintendo will only officially allow access to it via some crappy yearly subscription service anyways.

Why do people keep leaking Nintendo’s roms? Cause fuck ‘em, that’s why

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Number three seems like the equivalent of assless chaps. I vote two

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let’s make sure to shame the people being bombarded by advertisements for 90% of their lives. That’ll motivate them to be more cognizant of botany

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Deserves it. The latest update rounded the game out really well and has been absolutely addictive.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Some days with remote work, I get an entire day’s work of progress completed in an hour in two.

Some days with in-office work, I spent entire days trying to complete a couple hour’s work.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Can’t we have one meeting that doesn’t end with us digging up a corpse?

 
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